Darrell Bain

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  • Bibliography:
    68 Books
  • First Book:
    March 1997
  • Latest Book:
    March 2017
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Book List in Order: 68 titles

  • Medics Wild!

    When the Williard brothers get going, any resemblance to a real war is purely coincidental! Sgt. James Williard uses his position as the hauncho of a medical dispensary in Vietnam as a base, while he and his crazy medics turn the war zone into a part...

  • The Pet Plague

    In an erotic future society genetically enhanced pets have overrun the world and driven humans into vast barricaded enclaves, where social and sexual mores have undergone drastic changes. When an alien spaceship crashes in the wilds, two competing en...

  • Life on Santa Claus Lane

    Here is a collection of wild and zany, hilariously funny stories about the life and adventures of a couple who have lived for over twenty years at a real address on Santa Claus Lane and--what else?--own a Christmas tree farm in--where else?--Texas! D...

  • Bigfoot Crazy

    The Williard brothers are tired of the sedentary life. When one of them falls heir to proof of Bigfoot--or possibly an alien--various government agencies began chasing them and their girlfriends, hoping to recover alien technology, if that's what it ...

  • Postwar Dinosaur Blues

    After the Vietnam War, the hard drinking, adventurous Williard brothers decide to go hunting for a purported dinosaur living in the Congo. Flying a beat up old plane, pursued by the Mafia, carrying a half million in drug money they don't know they ha...

  • Circles of Displacement

    Science Fiction: A stellar accident has thrown hundreds of small circular areas of East Texas far into the past. The displacement circles include such random spots as a roadside park, a Wal-Mart store, the streets of a small town--and the death row s...

  • Ultimate Suggestions

    Mystery/Thriller/Suspense: A renegade chemist has discovered a drug which can be given quickly and surreptitiously, and which will convert almost anyone to a state of mind where the merest suggestion becomes an imperative need to obey. Unless the dru...

  • Disappearing Girls

    Speculative Mystery: Girls and young women are disappearing without a trace and without a clue left behind. The mystery ultimately involves a blond heiress, an astute detective, and a solution where they both may disappear, too!...

  • Space Pets

    The highly anticipated sequel to The Pet Plague...

    The Pet Plague began on earth with genetically engineered pets with near-human intelligence getting loose and practically overrunning the world, with perhaps the only chance for salvation a downed...



  • Around the Bend

    An eclectic, erotic, startling and fun collection of fiction and nonfiction. Includes the hilarious novella “God Vs Boilerroom McScam,” “The Lost Viagra Pill,” “Tight Jeans” and many others. Welcome to Around the Bend, dear reader. This c...

  • Crazy Ships

    A brand new science fiction novel from the author of The Sex Gates and The Pet plague. Twins Steve and Jane grow up in a dystopic earth ruled by giant corporations. Faster than light space travel has been discovered, but extracts a terrible price. Th...

  • The Sex Virus

    A clandestine society, financed by a billionaire, has created a new infectious virus capable of inserting genes which determine the way individuals feel about sex. The FBI and CDC have been targeted first, in hopes that infected personnel will hamper...

  • Strange Valley

    A clerk working in the census bureau discovers a series of anomalies in the population of a small city located in the Ozark Mountains. Intrigued, the clerk continues to investigate. He finds that, on average, the people of the city and surrounding va...

  • A Parody of Clinton

    From best selling author Darrell Bain, this satirical look at Bill Clinton may politically offend but it's hilariously funny at the same time... This book is a good example of what comes from mixing politics and beer. It resulted from a night of cama...

  • Doggie Biscuit

    "Author Darrell Bain amuses readers with the antics and adventures of his delightful dachshund, Biscuit. Written with an engaging tongue-in-cheek style, readers will almost be able to feel Biscuit's tongue on their check for a sloppy doggie kiss! The...

  • Prion Promises

    The people of Masterville Valley carry prions in their bodies that could make the world a much better place-but most of humanity will never willingly accept them, for once infected, a person is able to reason much better, rejecting religious, sexual ...

  • Alien Infection

    When a laboratory technician on the verge of retirement accidentally infects himself with blood from an emergency room patient, he intends to report it-- until government agents swarm the hospital, confiscating every sample of blood taken from the pa...

  • Altered Humans

    Prelude To The Pet Plague. In a world where enhanced animals have altered the ecology beyond repair, the great protective enclaves are beginning to be built, but there will be no refuge there for altered humans, nor for normal humans trying to protec...

  • Savage Survival

    Millions of earthmen have been captured by aliens and are being put through the strangest and most terrifying survival tests ever imagined. Young Lyda Brightner's first experience after being thrown into the midst of undisciplined humans is so horrib...



  • Transexual Anthology

    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be the other sex? What problems do they face, what pleasures can they experience? The Transexual Anthology may help you find the answers. This collection of stories by renowned authors in the field incl...

  • The Melanin Apocalypse

    A man-made virus is killing all the blacks in the world. The African continent is devolving into complete chaos. Blacks in America begin rioting and killing Whites. Israel and the Arab states go to war again. The oil fields of the Middle East and Afr...

  • Monitors

    In the future, Monitors are stronger, smarter and longer-lived than normal humans. They also have a sex drive much higher and more versatile than other people. Monitors face constant danger when they infiltrate and observe various cultures for possib...

  • The Original Sex Gates

    THE ORIGINAL SEX GATES NOVEL This is the Sex Gates novel as originally written by Darrell Bain alone. It has a completely different ending, and it contains one more major character and several more supporting ones. In this original version, all quest...

  • Three's a Crowd

  • Three for the Money

    Since their introduction in Medics Wild!, the zany Williard brothers? adventures have become increasingly science fictionish in nature, involving a real dinosaur in the Congo one time and factual evidence of Bigfoot (or more likely an alien) the next...

  • Cure for the Morning After

  • MindWar

    When terrorists try to poison undergraduate schools with a nerve agent, the scheme backfires. Instead of causing death, the chemical stimulates the mirror neurons in the students? brains, causing them to multiply and become hyperactive. This, in turn...

  • The Egg

  • Unforseen Reward



  • Darby

  • Samantha

    Samantha Douglas--Sammie to her friends--is a pretty, shy young girl living in a remote area of Alaska with her parents. She is normal except for one very unique and exceptional talent: she has been able to talk to animals as far back as she can reme...

  • Play It Again

  • White Odyssey

    EPPIE WINNER -2007- Children and Young Adult In the future, whites have become a minority and are treated as second-class citizens by the colored majority. Whites are discriminated against, relegated to shantytowns and allowed to do only menial labor...

  • Neanderthal Nemesis

  • Back from the Bend

    This collection of short stories is a great way to introduce yourself to Fictionwise Author Of The Year Darrell Bain. The stories are annotated by the author and interspersed with excerpts from his popular newsletter as well as articles published els...

  • Space Trails

    Darrell Bain's latest novel encompasses the spirit of the old American pioneers who risked all for a chance of a better life in a new environment. With conditions in America deteriorating, the Bentley family decides to take advantage of the recently ...

  • A Steel Trap Mind and Other Vignettes

  • Warp Point

    An unmanned alien ship suddenly appears from a point in space within the solar system and heads toward Earth. It finally comes to rest in the pasture of an ordinary couple's country home. Immediately upon going inside, they are placed in irrevocable,...

  • A Simple Idea



  • The Naughty Bed

  • Space For Sale

    The zany, politically incorrect Williard brothers are back, and this time they're shooting for Mars, trying to spend the billions of dollars inherited from the Mafia Godfather. But there's a financially and politically powerful organization that's be...

  • Bark!

    Bark! is the humorously wild tale, set in Texas, of an addled little, ADHD-affected dachshund named Tonto, who just happens to be the only thing standing between the earth and an accidental alien invasion. The book also contains the autobiography of ...

  • Coyote Scare

  • Robyn's Rock

    Robyn’s Rock is the lead story of this collection by Darrell Bain. Another involves Cupid and a gremlin bumping heads and causing sparks to fly in a rare fantasy story by the author. Others stories in the collection include A Simple Idea, an almost...

  • Shadow Worlds

    Genetic duplicates of people start dropping out of thin air right beside the originals. The duplicates are complete except for one little detail: they're dead. Frank Winston begins an investigation that widens to include the mystery of a vanished air...

  • My Brother Gary

  • The Pet Plague Trilogy

    Double Dragon Publishing Inc. Anniversary Edition Three Novel - One Volume - Re-Edited - New Material! Altered Humans Prelude To The Pet Plague In a world where enhanced animals have altered the ecology beyond repair, the great protective enclaves ar...

  • Laughing All the Way

    Continuing the hilarious tales from Life on Santa Claus Lane and Doggie Biscuit! of a city couple who moved to the country and started a choose-and-cut Christmas tree farm. Join inept farmer Darrell and his long-suffering wife Betty as she comes behi...

  • The Focus Factor

    A scientist whose family is killed by illegal immigrants decides to use his research on autistic idiot-savants to discover a solution to the problem. Before long, he finds himself inextricably involved in a conspiracy to not only solve the illegal im...



  • Tales from a Texas Christmas Tree Farm

  • GALACTIC FRONTIERS

    The Galaxy is being colonized by well financed groups and nations but the UN is increasing its control of earth and now wants to control the colonies as well. A confederacy of ships bought by groups from the United States has a different idea about t...

  • Starship Down

    A starship on a circuit to service earth's colonies is sabotaged and winds up irrevocably lost in space. The only option is to find a habitable planet to live on. Aboard the ship is a contingent of convicts bound for a prison planet, an army company ...

  • Quanty

    When Mark and Alice decide to install a program of their own devising into the only quantum computer in the world, wildly unintended consequences occur. The computer not only becomes self-aware, but the new program produces an unchangeable core direc...

  • The Long Way Home

    A surprise assault on an Exploration Corps starship by implacably hostile, xenophobic aliens leaves its one remaining longboat as the only option for warning the home worlds of the existence of the predators. Unfortunately, the starship met disaster ...

  • The Frontier Rebellion

    The Freedom Alliance consists of twenty frontier planets which revolt against the tyranny of the corporation-controlled Earth but above all against their corporate masters that control almost every facet of life on their planets. The surprise revolt ...

  • Oops! Darrell Bain's Latest Collection of Stories

    Oops! is the third collection of stories by Darrell Bain. When Cupid and a Gremlin bump heads, the sparks fly in a rare fantasy story by the author. Others stories in the collection include A Simple Idea, an almost ludicrously simple method of elimin...

  • The Disappearance Enigma

    When a startling number of Americans prominent in the fields of science, math or technology mysteriously vanish, two NSA field agents, Ruthanne Carter and Larry Tracker, investigate the disappearances. Unknown to them, Caden Jordan, a highly competen...

  • Apertures One

    Eighteen year old Twins Jan and Jani discover the existence of alternate Earths in a most unusual way. The first exploring party from another alternity immediately recognize that twins Jan and Jani Jenkins have a powerful but unrealized talent for cr...

  • Apertures: Book One

    Twins Jan and Jani discover the existence of alternate Earths in a most unusual way. The first exploring party from another alternity immediately recognize that the twins have a powerful but unrealized talent for creating apertures into alternate wor...

  • Alien Seeds

    When one of the Strake brothers is out prospecting with a metal detector he finds what he thinks are peculiar little gold nuggets midway up the Mogollon Rim, a drop off from the Colorado plateau. When Gary Strake's girlfriend Mona calls John Strake f...

  • Apertures: Book Two

    A new Apertures novel by best-selling ebook author Darrell Bain. Betrayed by a new aperture former he is mentoring, unconscious from a head wound, Jan and his team are stranded in a hostile alternity, with enemy forces surrounding them and closing in...

  • Allies And Enemies

    A new Apertures novel by best-selling ebook author Darrell Bain. Betrayed by a new aperture former he is mentoring, unconscious from a head wound, Jan and his team are stranded in a hostile alternity, with enemy forces surrounding them and closing in...

  • It's Never Too Late

    Darrell Bain's e-books have been perennial best sellers since their introduction into the young market. He has been a finalist many times for the Eppie Awards, and in 2007 he won two of them. They are the most prestigious of the E-book awards recogni...

  • A World Lost, A World Gained

    The final book of the Apertures trilogy! The dream of a different alternity where Americans can begin anew has been a goal of Jan and Jani Jenkins almost since the first of the Apertures Era. Now they are working against time and selfish politicians ...

  • The Best Of Bainstorming

    As you may note in the introductory paragraph of my first newsletter below, I had a purpose for beginning to publish a newsletter in a monthly format. However, as time went on, I found that I really enjoyed writing it, much more than I thought I w...

  • How It Ought To Be, Damn It!

    This book began as a series, with segments included in each issue of my monthly blog, Bainstorming. The Bainstorming blog ran each month for about six years. It appeared on my web site, one segment in each issue. Unfortunately, my years have caught u...

  • The Dachshund That Took Down Washington

    Tonto, a cross-eyed, ADHD affected little Weenie Dog with only one testicle is suddenly called upon to save the world from an alien invasion! Can he do the job? Well, perhaps, if a compulsively cursing alcoholic super-genius and his co-ed groupies co...

  • Hotline to Heaven

    • / General Fiction
    • Buy Buy

    Darrell considers Hotline To Heaven one of his best books, and quite different from anything else he's ever done. Humor, chicanery, sex, betrayal and romance, along with enough twists and turns to keep you guessing until the end. It has such a fun pl...

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Darrell Bain has published 68 books.

Darrell Bain does not have a new book coming out soon. The latest book, The Dachshund That Took Down Washington, was published in March 2017.

The first book by Darrell Bain, Medics Wild!, was published in March 1997.

No. Darrell Bain does not write books in series.
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