Q: HOW MANY ZOMBIES DOES IT TAKE TO RUIN A SOCIAL LIFE? A: NOT MANY. Megan Berry is a Zombie Settler by birth, which means she's part-time shrink to a whole bunch of semi-dead people with killer issues. All Megan really wants is to go to homecomi...
Megan BerryaZombie Settler extraordinaireajust wants Pom Squad to trounce Cheer Team in this freakishly funny follow-up to You Are So Undead to Me. But someoneas turning coma victims into settler-resistant A1/4ber-zombiesaand everyone thinks itas Meg...
Just because you don't have a pulse doesn't mean you can't be perky. One second, freshman Karen Vera's on top of the most fabulous cheer pyramid ever. The next, she's lying on the pavement with seriously unflattering cranial damage. Freakishly alive ...
On her seventeenth birthday, Katie discovers a locket and decides to wear it for good luck. But when her boyfriend Isaac finds out she cheated on him - with their mutual best friend Mitch, no less - he dumps her, leaving her devastated. And then a...
Q: What could be worse than spending Valentine's Day alone?A: Spending it with evil zombies!!Megan Berry is no stranger to heartbreak, but spending Valentine's Day serving other happy couples hot dogs while mourning the loss of her one true love is a...
Once upon a time, fairies were the stuff of bedtime stories and sweet dreams. Then came the mutations, and the dre-ams became nightmares. Mosquito-size fairies now indulge their taste for human blood -- and for most humans, a fairy bite means insanit...
"These violent delights have violent ends And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, Which as they kiss consume." -- Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare The most tragic love story in history . . . Juliet Capulet didn't take her own...
First came a terrorist attack. Then the mutations -- and Fey who had lived in harmony with humans turned deadly. Now most people hide behind iron gates. But those who are immune -- and those with enough courage -- can venture out into the Louisiana D...
Seductive companion to the popular Juliet Immortal, in which former lovers -- Romeo and Juliet -- meet, not as true lovers, but truly as enemies. Cursed to live out eternity in his rotted corpse, Romeo, known for his ruthless, cutthroat ways, is g...
In the beginning was the darkness, and in the darkness was a girl, and in the girl was a secret... In the domed city of Yuan, the blind Princess Isra, a Smooth Skin, is raised to be a human sacrifice whose death will ensure her city’s vitality....
All in all, it was a good day to die. If there really is such a thing. You hear characters in movies say things like that sometimes, but does anyone really believe the words “good” and “die” belong in the same sentence? Still...
Game of Thrones meets the Grimm’s fairy tales in this twisted, fast-paced romantic fantasy-adventure about Sleeping Beauty’s daughter, a warrior princess who must fight to reclaim her throne. Though she looks like a mere mortal, Princess Auro...
Q: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR A HORDE OF ZOMBIES TO EAT THE HOMECOMING COURT?A: MEGAN HOPES NO ONE EVER FINDS OUT!Megan has put her life on the line to keep a fellow Settler from committing acts of dark magical mayhem. But soon an un...
Q: WHAT'S MORE PATHETIC THAN HAVING A FAKE BOYFRIEND?A: SECRETLY WISHING HE WAS A REAL ONE.Pom squad tryouts are well underway, bloodthirsty zombies are still in too-abundant supply, someone has it in for Megan's homecoming date and...
Q: WHAT'S WORSE THAN LOSING YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND MINUTES AFTER YOUR FIRST REAL KISS?A: NOTHING. BUT KILLER ZOMBIES COME CLOSE...Megan has proved that she's a force to reckoned with and a powerful up-and-coming Settler, but the Elders...
Q: What happens when zombies stop being nice and start getting real?A: People start dying…Megan is in deeper than she’s ever been before. The loss of a fellow Settler breaks her heart and shakes her confidence just in time for her to be accused o...
Q: WHAT’S MORE TRAUMATIZING THAN GOING TO SECOND BASE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME?A: BEING INTERRUPTED MID-MAKE-OUT BY A ZOMBIE WITH KILLER ISSUES.It’s been three months since Megan thwarted a plan to ruin Homecoming and narrowly avoided getting kill...
Q: HOW MANY ZOMBIES DOES IT TAKE TO RUIN YOUR LOVE LIFE?A: NOT MANY.Megan Berry is a Zombie Settler by birth, which means she's part-time shrink to a bunch of semi-dead people with killer issues. All Megan really wants is to go to homecoming, but whe...
Q: When’s the best time to warn The Powers That Be of an impending zombie apocalypse?A: Before you’re kidnapped by killer cheerleaders!The only thing scarier than a van full of cheerleaders is a van full of black magic working cheerleaders determ...
Q: What’s worse than learning that your parents have been lying to you your entire life?A: Killer zombies on ice.As the truth behind Megan’s powers is finally revealed, her world is turned upside down. She’s not sure of anything anymore except ...