Stuff in this book: A kid racecar driver He's also an inventor and a very bad singer Two Nutty Aunts A Remote Control Pocket Watch A Racecar named Racecar Dumb bad guys $1 million a lousy creep backward words more than 14 ...
REASONS NOT TO READ THIS BOOK: --You think kids who are Racecar Drivers and Secret Agents are boring --Aunts disguised as Uncles give you an earache --You get hives when you read about a bad guy with Half a Face --Backward words and Anagrams give...
Warning: there are loony things in this book that have been known to cause irreversible damage to young minds.
The management cannot be responsible for any readers who fail to read the warning and spend the rest of their lives running around...
Stuff in this book that smells
A man who is mostly a skunk
a traveling bathroom
a VAT of stink juice
A large herd of animals
in Tanzania
The Cheese
Stuff in this book
that doesn't smell
A ...
A complete summary of the story
Crash!
Boom!
Zzzap!
Bang!
Pow!
Zooooom!
Splam!
Whoosh!
Swish!
Yeooow!
Oooch!
Oof!
Pzzzzt!