REASONS NOT TO READ THIS BOOK:
--You think kids who are Racecar Drivers and Secret Agents are boring
--Aunts disguised as Uncles give you an earache
--You get hives when you read about a bad guy with Half a Face
--Backward words and Anagrams give you gas
--You're afraid you might split a gut Laughing
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