Toxic Taffy Takeover — Rhea Perlman

Warning: there are loony things in this book that have been known to cause irreversible damage to young minds.

The management cannot be responsible for any readers who fail to read the warning and spend the rest of their lives running around their room like a deranged chicken.

Loony Things in This Book:

Arm-flapping zombies

A baby resembling a small cantaloupe named L'il Mellem*

A woman bad guy with leaky nose holes

Poisonous taffy with hypnotic powers

A death-defying chase between

Racecar and a Kiddie Go-Cart

An island named Coney Octopoo