Witch Glitch — Robyn Peterman

Witches and glitches and testicle obsessed cats… Oh my.

One dilemma down and approximately 74,876,283 to go. I think being the Shifter Whisperer is hard -- or Shifter Wanker as I enjoy referring to my new job -- but healing wounded Shifters is easy compared to finding and eliminating the lurking freaking evil. 

Throw in a ghost, a potentially explosive ex-cellmate, a long lost dad and a smokin' hot werewolf who's convinced he's my mate, and suddenly it's party time -- from hell.

And this is my mission? 

Life is getting messy and I don't do messy. With feelings I didn't know I was capable of having, and the word love being thrown around like a football on Super Bowl Sunday, poofing away with a magical twitch of my nose is becoming more appealing by the moment.

But to show I'm not a weenie, I'm gonna pull up my big girl panties and hurl some fireballs at Baba Yaga's older than dirt warlock posse if they don't pony up the info I need. If I don't burn the town of Assjacket down while trying to save it, I'm donning my red cape and playing who's the big bad wolf with a for real wolf who's hotter than any fireball. 

I just pray to the Goddess my heart doesn't get burned in the process…