Robyn Peterman

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  • Bibliography:
    65 Books (8 Series)
  • First Book:
    January 2013
  • Latest Book:
    October 2024
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About the Author

Robyn writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. Her addictions include shoes (the expensive kind), Coke with extra ice in a styrofoam cup, and bejeweled reading glasses.
A former professional actress, she now lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count. Writing gives her a chance to have a job where working in her P.J.’s is acceptable.

Full Series List in Order

Good To The Last Death

1 - It's A Wonderful Midlife Crisis (Feb-2020)
2 - Whose Midlife Crisis Is It Anyway? (May-2020)
3 - A Most Excellent Midlife Crisis (Aug-2020)
4 - My Midlife Crisis, My Rules (Jan-2021)
5 - You Light Up My Midlife Crisis (May-2021)
6 - It's A Matter of Midlife and Death (Jan-2021)
7 - The Facts of Midlife (Jan-2022)
8 - It's a Hard-Knock Midlife (Oct-2022)
9 - Run for Your Midlife (Apr-2023)
10 - It's A Hell Of A Midlife (Dec-2023)
11 - A Leaner Meaner Midlife (Jun-2024)

Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters

1 - How Hard Can It Be? (Jan-2013)
1.5 - Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures (May-2013)
2 - Size Matters (Dec-2013)
3 - Cop a Feel (Jun-2014)

Hot Damned

1 - Fashionably Dead (Sep-2013)
2 - Fashionably Dead Down Under (Apr-2014)
3 - Hell On Heels (Sep-2014)
4 - Fashionably Dead in Diapers (Feb-2015)
5 - A Fashionably Dead Christmas (Dec-2015)
6 - Fashionably Hotter Than Hell (Feb-2016)
7 - Fashionably Dead and Wed (Sep-2016)
8 - Fashionably Fanged (Apr-2017)
9 - Fashionably Flawed (Sep-2017)
9.5 - A Fashionably Dead Diary (Dec-2017)
10 - Fashionably Forever After (Mar-2018)
11 - Fashionably Fabulous (Nov-2018)
12 - A Fashionable Fiasco (Aug-2019)
13 - Fashionably Fooled (Aug-2020)
14 - Fashionably Dead and Loving It (Apr-2021)
15 - Fashionably Dead and Demonic (Nov-2021)

Magic and Mayhem

1 - Switching Hour (Sep-2015)
2 - Witch Glitch (Dec-2015)
3 - A Witch In Time (Apr-2016)
4 - Magically Delicious (Nov-2016)
5 - A Tale Of Two Witches (Jun-2017)
6 - Three's A Charm (Feb-2018)
7 - Switching Witches (Mar-2019)
8 - Your Broom or Mine? (Sep-2020)

My So-Called Mystical Midlife

1 - The Write Hook (Jan-2021)
2 - You May Be Write (Jan-2021)
3 - All The Write Moves (Jan-2022)
4 - My Big Fat Hairy Wedding (Apr-2022)
5 - Johnson Jones' Diary (Nov-2023)

Sea Shenanigans

1 - Tallulah's Temptation (Jun-2018)
2 - Ariel's Antics (Jul-2018)
3 - Misty's Mayhem (Aug-2018)
4 - Madison's Mess (May-2019)
5 - Petunia's Pandemonium (Nov-2019)
6 - Jingle Me Balls (Jan-2020)

Shift Happens

1 - Ready to Were (Jan-2015)
2 - Some Were In Time (Jun-2015)
3 - No Were To Run (Jul-2016)
4 - Were Me Out (Feb-2017)
5 - Were We Belong (Jan-2019)

A Wylde Paranormal Love Story

1 - Beauty Loves the Beast (Aug-2019)

Multi-Author Series List

Magic and Mayhem Universe

The Bad Boys of Assjacket (Oct-2020)
The Newly Witch Game (Oct-2021)

Book List in Order: 65 titles

  • How Hard Can It Be?

    Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters - 1

    What happens when an accountant decides to grab life by the horns and try something new? Apparently a pirate named Dave, a lot of pastel fleece, and blackmail-just to start with... Visualize and succeed, Oprah said. I was sure as hell trying, even...

  • Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures

    Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters - 1.5

  • Fashionably Dead

    Hot Damned - 1

    Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes...

  • Size Matters

    Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters - 2

    A few hard truths...Don't bet on Hasselhoff, Bigfoot might actually exist, and searching for the impossible may lead you to your heart's desire... It's a big fat hairy deal when I lose yet another bet to my best friend, Rena. Not only do I end up ...

  • Fashionably Dead Down Under

    Hot Damned - 2

    Welcome to Hell. Literally. The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook…Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. For real. I ...

  • Cop a Feel

    Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters - 3

    When you get time off for bad behavior, romance is the last thing on your mind--but good old-fashioned lust is a whole different story. . . Life undercover isn't exactly one big party--not when you're a DEA agent--but it sure beats a desk job. Exc...

  • Hell On Heels

    Hot Damned - 3

    Where does a Demon go when she gets deported from Hell?Kentucky. Eden, Kentucky to be more specific--where nothing is exactly as it seems.My name is Dixie. I'm a Demon--a lousy Demon. I'm a twenty-one year old virgin and I have a battery operated boy...

  • Ready to Were

    Shift Happens - 1

    I never planned on going back to Hung Island, Georgia. Ever. I was a top notch Were agent for the secret paranormal Council and happily living in Chicago where I had everything I needed â€"  a gym membership, season tickets to the Cubs and Dwayne â€...

  • Fashionably Dead in Diapers

    Hot Damned - 4

    And I thought being half Vampyre/half Demon was hard…That’s nothing compared to being a mother. Sweet baby Moses in a boob tube, there aren’t any books on raising True Immortals so let me give you a few tips… ~Make a map of every closet and b...



  • Some Were In Time

    Shift Happens - 2

    Planning my own wedding should mean I'm having the time of my life...not defending it every time I turn around. Dragons, feral Wolves and Were Cows... I mean, who in the hell knew Were Cows even existed? All I wanna do is marry Hank, have 2.5 beauti...

  • Switching Hour

    Magic and Mayhem - 1

    Released from the magic pokey and paroled with limited power is enough to make any witch grumpy. However, if you throw in a recently resurrected cat, a lime-green Kia and a sexy egotistical werewolf, it's enough to make a gal fly off the edge. Not t...

  • Witch Glitch

    Magic and Mayhem - 2

    Witches and glitches and testicle obsessed cats… Oh my. One dilemma down and approximately 74,876,283 to go. I think being the Shifter Whisperer is hard -- or Shifter Wanker as I enjoy referring to my new job -- but healing wounded Shifters i...

  • A Fashionably Dead Christmas

    Hot Damned - 5

    This is a holiday paranormal romantic comedy novella for your listening pleasure! It's Christmas at the Cressida House, and all hell is breaking loose. Tree? Decorated and lit. Elf on a Shelf? Seated with style. Baby Jesus on the mantle? Four...

  • Fashionably Hotter Than Hell

    Hot Damned - 6

    What does a frustrated Vampyre do when the woman he’s chased for two hundred years is still trying to get away? He plays dirty, that’s what.Welcome to my own personal Hell. Name: Heathcliff.Occupation: Vampyre Warrior -- one of the deadliest in ...

  • A Witch In Time

    Magic and Mayhem - 3

    One of these things is not like the others -- life threatening community theatre, wire hangers, chipmunks, tree-house sex-capades with a hot werewolf and head-shrinking with a porno-loving rabbit Shifter.Actually none of these things are even remotel...

  • No Were To Run

    Shift Happens - 3

    My name is Dima and I’m a Dragon. I’m also going to die soon. It's a battle I’ve waged most of my life, but now the odds are looking crappy. Before I go up flames, I have to find a way to save my horde and make sure my secret treasure is safe. ...

  • Fashionably Dead and Wed

    Hot Damned - 7

    I know I’m already mated…I wanna get married.

    What do you get when you combine a three headed monster named Charles, a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug, a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature, a celibate premarital councilor named...

  • Magically Delicious

    Magic and Mayhem - 4

    What does a hungry, pregnant witch do when her whole freaking town goes on a no carb diet?I’ll tell you what. She goes on the sly and conjures up some anchovy-chocolate chunk cookies dipped in hot sauce -- that’s what.Of course my cheating g...

  • Were Me Out

    Shift Happens - 4

    Why do I have to have my tail in a knot for the one hot, sexy Werewolf who can’t seem to keep his Johnson in his pants?I’m a nice girl -- really I am. I’m just a typical computer-hacking, knife-throwing, Star Trek-obsessed, overeducated Werewol...



  • Fashionably Fanged

    Hot Damned - 8

    I have to trap the most evil, worst bad dude in existence without actually turning him to ash. So, what’s a Vampyre to do? For starters, enter an undead beauty pageant -- in Oklahoma -- where the hair is jacked and the contestants are busty and bra...

  • A Tale Of Two Witches

    Magic and Mayhem - 5

    Three waxed cats, one Cookie Witch, a brazilian gone bad and the last name, Bermangoggleshitz… not the best ingredients for a successful spell. Or is it?Avoiding the truth has been working out just fine for most of my life. I’m finally happy. I h...

  • Fashionably Flawed

    Hot Damned - 9

    You think your job is tedious? Try being the Harbinger of Evil for a day.I dare you…What’s the Devil to do when his fire no longer burns away his sins and Fate is screwing with his… well, fate? Easy -- lie, cheat, steal and dictate my questiona...

  • A Fashionably Dead Diary

    Hot Damned - 9.5

    Getting blackmailed sucks. Getting blackmailed by Satan into ghost writing his autobiography/romance really sucks -- hard.But I’m not a weenie or a welsher. I’m a semi-materialistic, Prada lovin’ Vampyre-Demon with a bad attitude and a serious ...

  • Three's A Charm

    Magic and Mayhem - 6

    What’s a witch to do when her magic is on the fritz and there’s a huge pile of laundry to be done? Easy. Flood the entire house. Everyone wants a bubbly indoor freakin’ swimming pool… right?Just when everything is right in my life, something ...

  • Fashionably Forever After

    Hot Damned - 10

    A movie deal for the Devil’s autobiography slash romance? Priceless. Maybe I should choose George Clooney to play me in the movie… No. Too gray. As much as I can’t see anyone playing me but me, I have far more important issues on my agenda -- l...

  • Tallulah's Temptation

    Sea Shenanigans - 1

    Pirate DougWhat in the Chicken of the Sea was I thinking to agree to this half arsed Otherworld Defense Agency mission?I’m the most absurdly good looking Vampire Pirate of the High Seas. Being on the run for my life is very important work… and a ...

  • Ariel's Antics

    Sea Shenanigans - 2

    Ariel What in the clam shell does a Mermaid have to do to find true love?I’m bored. And if I’m being honest, I’m jealous. I want my sister to have her happily ever after. I do. But I want my own adventures and my own true love. For two hundred ...

  • Misty's Mayhem

    Sea Shenanigans - 3

    Misty What’s love got to do with it? If you’re Cupid, everything. If you’re me, not a thing in the sea. I don’t believe in love. Poseidon is smoking some bad seaweed if he expects me to take the one job I’m obviously not qualified for. Rumo...

  • Fashionably Fabulous

    Hot Damned - 11

    Once upon a time there lived a Fairy. And not just your run of the mill kind of Fairy. The reincarnated Fairy Queen of Zanthia. The Queen. She was a modern woman -- a human no less. Armed with a potty mouth, a firm grasp of every note in Michael J...



  • Were We Belong

    Shift Happens - 5

    I need a new freakin’ job. It’s not what you think. I’m desperate to resign from the Werewolf Treaty Federation aka WTF. Don’t judge. I didn’t name this crew of misfit Shifters so hear me out. After investigating a deadly Jazz Cabbage...

  • Switching Witches

    Magic and Mayhem - 7

    Released from the magic pokey and paroled with limited power is enough to make any witch grumpy. However, if you throw in a recently resurrected cat, a lime-green Kia and a sexy egotistical werewolf, it's enough to make a gal fly off the edge. ...

  • Madison's Mess

    Sea Shenanigans - 4

    What could possibly go wrong when a Mermaid and a Werewolf are sent on a dangerous mission by the drunken, diaper-wearing God of the Sea?Better question. What could possibly go right?MadisonUnlike my sisters, I haven’t found my HEA. And I’m looki...

  • Beauty Loves the Beast

    A Wylde Paranormal Love Story - 1

    Carter

    Avoidance had become my norm. After too many tours in Afghanistan and Iraq, I’d checked out -- on everyone and everything -- on life. Ex-navy SEAL. Totally broken man. I’d hit rock bottom so many times, I was sure I was about to fa...

  • A Fashionable Fiasco

    Hot Damned - 12

    It’s not nice to mess with Mother Nature. Really, it’s not. This is simply not my week. Finding out I can’t cook is appalling. My luncheon with the big-boned Immortal socialites went to Hell in a handbasket. I’ve been hoping to join the Fe...

  • Petunia's Pandemonium

    Sea Shenanigans - 5

    Mix one part Mermaid -- one part Genie. Throw in an intoxicated God of the Sea and and a few smack-talking Pirates. What have you got?Pandemonium.Petunia’s Pandemonium to be more accurate. PetuniaLetting the ocean current take me where it may for ...

  • Jingle Me Balls

    Sea Shenanigans - 6

    What in the salty seas could be more important than presents at Christmas time? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Tis’ Christmas time on Mystical Isle and just like the fat bastard in red, I’ve made a list and now I shall check it… twice. Yeah,...

  • It's A Wonderful Midlife Crisis

    Good To The Last Death - 1

    Whoever said life begins at forty must have been heavily medicated, drunk, or delusional.Thirty-nine was a fantastic year. I was married to the man I loved. I had a body that worked without creaking. My grandma, who raised me, was still healthy, and ...

  • Whose Midlife Crisis Is It Anyway?

    Good To The Last Death - 2

    Midlife’s a journey. Enjoy the ride. Crisis included.Never knew that life after death was far more dangerous than real life.Never in my forty years did I think my new normal would be gluing body parts back onto ghosts and hosting a houseful of ...

  • A Most Excellent Midlife Crisis

    Good To The Last Death - 3

    Midlife’s a bumpy journey. The ride is a freaking rollercoaster. The crisis is real.With my life back to normal—normal being a very relative word—one would think I’d catch a break.One would be very wrong.With an Angel gunning fo...



  • Fashionably Fooled

    Hot Damned - 13

    A day in the life of the Devil should be exhilarating - lying, stealing, cheating at poker, and finally beating Mr. Rogers.... Life should be wonderful. Right? Wrong. The love of my dastardly immortal life is eating everything that isn&...

  • Your Broom or Mine?

    Magic and Mayhem - 8

    What's a Tree Sprite to do when she's stumped?Get to the root of the problem, of course. Only I wood get stuck in a tree with the Warlock I love camped out next to it mea-culpa-ing for being a turdwaffle for the last decade. What should I d...

  • The Bad Boys of Assjacket

    Magic and Mayhem Universe

    A dare is a dare.  No self-respecting, slightly chubby, good-lookin', crime lovin' cat would ever pass up a dare. So I didn't.  Now, me and my boys are in hot water trying to figure out how to live on the right side of the la...

  • It's A Matter of Midlife and Death

    Good To The Last Death - 6

  • My Midlife Crisis, My Rules

    Good To The Last Death - 4

    My midlife crisis. My rules. And if it doesn’t put me six feet under, I plan to live it up in style—possibly for the rest of eternity …After a Luke Skywalker/Darth Vader moment, I discovered I do indeed have a father. He comes with ...

  • The Write Hook

    My So-Called Mystical Midlife - 1

    Midlife is full of surprises. Not all of them are working for me.At forty-two I’ve had my share of ups and downs. Relatively normal, except when the definition of normal changes … drastically.New York Times bestselling romance author:...

  • You May Be Write

    My So-Called Mystical Midlife - 2

    No one in their right freaking mind ever said midlife was magical.Apparently it is.Or at least mine is …Once upon a time there was a paranormal romance author who caught her husband in a compromising position. One divorce later, she’s fre...

  • Fashionably Dead and Loving It

    Hot Damned - 14

    Being an undead princess comes with baggage. And unfortunately, it's not Prada.Getting shredded in the Daily Fang, The Bloody Times, and The National Dhampir is par for the course in the life of a royal Vampyre - especially mine. However, that's noth...

  • You Light Up My Midlife Crisis

    Good To The Last Death - 5

    Midlife is definitely a journey. The road has massive potholes.And the crisis … it’s the gift that keeps on giving.Being forty is supposed to be freaking fabulous, not fatal.Taking on a daunting new job minus the description isn’t ...

  • The Newly Witch Game

    Magic and Mayhem Universe

    It's all fun and games until someone throws a dirty jumper rollup and you lose out in the Cornhole tournament of life.  According to Baba Yoscarybutt, it's time for me to witch up or step back down into the Cornholio minor leagues. While Co...



  • Fashionably Dead and Demonic

    Hot Damned - 15

    AnastasiaI'm dead. He's demonic. It never would have worked....Getting dumped by the Demon of my dreams wasn't exactly in the game plan. Game plans suck. Throwing caution to the wind is my new motto.I used to be a semi-happily single Vampyre. As the ...

  • All The Write Moves

    My So-Called Mystical Midlife - 3

  • The Facts of Midlife

    Good To The Last Death - 7

  • My Big Fat Hairy Wedding

    My So-Called Mystical Midlife - 4

  • The Oh My Gawd Couple

    Welcome to my hell...and not the good one where I'm in charge.Word on the street is that my brother's son was potty trained at eight months old. Unacceptable. I shall not be bested by God. I have pilfered plastic potties, Cheerios, and bagels. I am p...

  • As the Underworld Turns

    What does a forty-year-old former child star do when she finds out she's a Demon? A sitcom, of course. Age is just a number unless you're an actress of a certain age trying to make a comeback in La La Land. Back in the day, I was the child star of th...

  • It's a Hard-Knock Midlife

    Good To The Last Death - 8

    Midlife is supposed to be messy, but this is a full-on catastrophic crisis. Just when I thought life might be getting back to normal—normal being a relative word—I couldn’t have been more wrong. Marriage proposal from the Grim Reape...

  • The Edge of Evil

    What happens in Vegas, slays in Vegas. With a show to produce and my career as an actress on the line, I really don’t have time to die—especially violently. However, while that might not be on my agenda, it seems to be on other’s.Aw...

  • Run for Your Midlife

    Good To The Last Death - 9

    Lately, my life has been a big, fat, hairy midlife crisis. I could really go for a boring day or three. Apparently, there’s no rest for the over-forty crowd.Yes, I have fabulous friends.Yes, I have a beautiful baby.Yes, the ghosts are coming ba...

  • The Bold and the Banished

    My motto-Let's get this party started. My goal-staying alive.Recently, I was given my own sitcom and my forties were looking fabulous. My dreams were finally coming true-were being the operative word.Of course, just when I think I might have a grip o...

  • Fashionably Fierce

    The twenty-first century is quite the horrifying eye-opener for a Vampyre warrior whose been in a magical coma for a thousand years.The Vampyre in question would be me. I'm so damned confused by the modern world, and getting electrocuted for being mi...

  • Johnson Jones' Diary

    My So-Called Mystical Midlife - 5

    A fabulous mash-up of three of my favorite characters from three of my favorite series?Umm… Yes, please! Johnson from My Big Fat hairy Wedding, Dwayne from Shift Happens and Zorro from Magic and Mayhem are hanging out together and having ...

  • It's A Hell Of A Midlife

    Good To The Last Death - 10

    I did not order the extra slice of Armageddon to go with my midlife crisis. Apparently, if you’re an Immortal, it comes free of charge. I have until sundown tomorrow to get to a parallel plane of existence, save my family, and kick bad-guy butt...

  • Guiding Blight

  • A Leaner Meaner Midlife

    Good To The Last Death - 11

  • Blaze of Our Lives

    An unemployed actress turned Demon Goddess ends up with another Goddess treating her brain like a vacation rental. Sounds like a log line from a crappy B-Movie, right? Well, unfortunately, this horror flick is reality TV at its most dramatic. Welcome...

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Robyn Peterman has published 65 books.

Robyn Peterman does not have a new book coming out soon. The latest book, Blaze of Our Lives, was published in October 2024.

The first book by Robyn Peterman, How Hard Can It Be?, was published in January 2013.

Yes. Robyn Peterman has 8 series.
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