Who Censored Roger Rabbit? — Gary K. Wolf

CRACK DETECTIVE EDDIE VALIANT TACKLES HIS TOUGHEST CASE:

I found the bungalow and rang the bell.

My client answered the door.

He was almost my height, close to six feet, but only if you counted his eighteen-inch ears.

For eyes he had twin black dots, floating the center of two oblong white saucers. His white stomach, nose, toes, and palms on a light brown body made him resemble someone who had just walked face first into a freshly painted wall.

"I'm Eddie Valiant, private eye. You the one who called?"

"Yes, I am," he said, extending a fuzzy white paw. "I'm Roger Rabbit."