Puddings, Pastries, and Thou — Lisa Cach

Dear St. Nicholas --
What we'd really like for Xmas this year is:

An Irish Estate
A Family
Mountains of Sugarplums (Too fattening)
A Quiet Elopement
Someone to (burn) close down all the London clubs-- (like White's) !

Or

Marriage to a Man who is Honest, Loving, Sexy, Handaome, and Titled.

But we know there aren't enough of those to go around .. are there?

--Respectfully,
Four hopeful English Ladies

P.S. Caroline should really, really like Lord Rochester's son, if he's at all available.