God and Satan Are Aliens! — Henry Vizi

Just last month, the Chipmunks decided to stop living in trees and to move into a garbage dump. They don't use toothbrushes.

"That's right," the hooded figure confirmed. "In fact, he said that the more people you kill the better."

On a distant planet, a man steals something and runs away. He is terrified of giant chickens.

God looked really pissed. "Fred? That bastard!" "Oh," Satan replied, completely seriously, "do you know him too?"

Meanwhile, on Earth, very bad drivers are delivering pizza, but not to Antarctica, where penguins come from.