Extreme C-Sections! — Michael Carson

The year is 9998, and humans have finally freed themselves from the constant harassment of otherworldly destroyers, invaders, and probers. The parting is sweet but short, as one small mistake leads to Earth Three's biggest Situation yet! There, in the lonely emptiness of space, where no one can hear you scream, let alone parody, a melting pot of Earth Three's bravest citizens embark on a mission to meet, greet, and defeat the last remaining alien threat. But as fate and the author would have it, what they discover is not part of their mission plan. 'Extreme C-Sections!' tells their story, a few others, plus aliens, robots, hovercars, and lots and lots of pretty lasers.