My Runny Valenslime — Pat Pollari

Loves me, loves me snot!



Who stuffed nose noodles into the Valentine's Day chocolate? That's what Janey Johansen wants to know. Her basketball team is selling the chocolate to raise money for new uniforms, but nobody wants to pay two bucks for a box of boogaroni. Janey's suspicion leads her to evil cheerleader Stacy LaPlante, who is also selling chocolate to raise money for her squad. And Stacy happens to have a very bad cold....So Janey's basketball team finds the cheerleaders' stash of candy and adds a very special ingredient. But the night of the Valentine's game, the chocolate gets mixed! Suddenly the basketball players are launching poppers so powerful they're propelled to new heights. And the cheerleaders lay farts so fearsome they go flying!