When the Chapman twins play a disgusting practical joke that frames Mark Fine as the culprit, Mark and his friend seek revenge by concocting an even more gross plan, sparking a war to see which side can do the worst. Original....
Bigfart-Bigfoot's bigger, stinkier brother. Deep in the woods of Camp Winnapuke, lives Bigfart, the smelliest, skankiest, most fartatious monster who ever lived. And I, Jerry Tile, was about to meet him....
Zaraband the Magnificent, a hypnotist, plants five words in Brian's brain that cause him to lose control of his bodily functions on cue, and all five appear in his lines as the star of "Romeo and Juliet."...
Forced to accept a baby-sitting job at the Holbrooke home, Aisha fears here charges' smelly habits and comes armed with rubber gloves and cans of air freshener, and her challenges include a lasagna fight and worse...
Loves me, loves me snot!
Who stuffed nose noodles into the Valentine's Day chocolate? That's what Janey Johansen wants to know. Her basketball team is selling the chocolate to raise money for new uniforms, but nobody wants to pay two b...
Hating Theresa Kale ever since she got sick in his magic hat years earlier, Freddy Hollis competes against his rival for the last slot in the sixth grade talent show, but as his tricks go from bad to worse, he plots to ruin Theresa's act. Original....
WARNING! This book is snot for wimps!
Q: What's the difference between rice pudding and a booger?
A: No one eats rice pudding!
Kids will be able to gross out their friends with oodles of booger jokes and o...
When a deadly gas knocks out everyone in Sam's house and kills his pet mouse, Sam follows a trail of clues that leads to the discovery of a killer fart that may have wiped out the dinosaurs and may now be back to eliminate humankind. Original....
Seeking shelter when they get lost in the mountains, two youngsters find themselves in a wilderness cabin, whose indiscreet inhabitants plague them with particularly disgusting body functions. Original....