Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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  • Bibliography:
    26 Books
  • First Book:
    March 2003
  • Latest Book:
    August 2023
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Book List in Order: 26 titles

  • The Orange Mocha-Chip Frappuccino Years

    So there I was, roysh, enjoying college life, college birds and, like, a major amount of socialising. Then, roysh, the old pair decide to mess everything up for me. And we're talking totally here. Don't ask me what they were thinking. I hadn't, like,...

  • The Teenage Dirtbag Years

    So there I was, roysh, class legend, schools rugby legend, basically all-round legend, when someone decides you can't, like, sit the Leaving Cert four times. Well that put a focking spanner in the works.

    But joining the goys ...

  • The Miseducation Years

    So there I was, roysh, putting the 'in' in 'in crowd', hanging out, pick of the babes, bills from the old pair to fund the lifestyle I, like, totally deserve. But being a schools rugby legend has its downsides, roysh, like all the total knobs wanting...

  • PS, I Scored the bridesmaids

    So there I was, roysh, twenty-three years of age, still, like, gorgeous and rich, living off my legend as a schools rugby player, scoring the birds, being the man, when all of a sudden, roysh, life becomes a total mare. I don't have a Betty Blue what...

  • The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightdress

    So there I was roysh, life focked, reputation focked, finances focked - everything completely focked, roysh, and we're talking big time. And it's all Fionn's fault, basically. He's the four-eyed focker who told me that, like, the first time you do it...

  • This Champagne Mojito Is the Last Thing I Own

    Ross O'Carroll-Kelly thought he had it all:Nice gaff, cool cor, plenty of dosh, a stake in Dublin's trendiest nightclub and a face that made boyfriends jealous. To say nothing of a beautiful wife and kids ...All that remained was for him to totally f...

  • Mr S and the Secrets of Andorra's Box

    Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is broke and out of love. His wife has gone to America, taking his daughter with him; his mother has become a celebrity chef on daytime television, with a particular skill for handling phallic ingredients; and his father continue...

  • Nama Mia!

    It was no country for young men. Or women ... Unemployment, emigration and do-it-yourself hair colour kits were once again a fact of life. Taxes were on the up, the IMF were on the way and there was a cash for gold outlet in Foxrock Village. But the ...

  • Downturn Abbey

    Since inheriting a pile in Killiney, Ross O''Carroll-Kelly - schools rugby legend, lover of the ladeez and award-winning author - can add a new string to his not inconsiderable (you know what I mean) bow - lord of the manor. Downturn Abbey is the sto...



  • Seedless in Seattle

    Like the great Jesus Christ himself, I had a lot of shit on my mind when I hit 33.I had three new-born future Ireland internationals to feed, a daughter in need of psychiatric evaluation and a teenage son obsessed with uncovering the shameful secrets...

  • Operation Trumpsformation

  • Dancing with the Tsars

    I felt like I was living in a world teetering on the brink ... Life as a stay-in-bed husband turned out to be a lot more complicated than I expected. My wife was pregnant with a baby that possibly wasn't mine. My old man was engaged in a war with the...

  • Schmidt Happens

    ''One of the funniest writers in the land ... Schmidt Happens will be lapped up by fans'' Irish Independent

    I''ve had some pretty bad New Year''s Eves in my life. But this one was officially... The! Worst! Ever!

    My wife had just given birth t...

  • Braywatch

    ''If I''ve learned one thing,'' the late, great Father Fehily used to say, ''it''s that life, families and rugby balls don''t always behave the way you want them to!''

    Looking at my life, I''d have to say, the dude wasn''t wrong.

    My old man h...

  • Normal Sheeple

  • Game of Throw-ins

  • Keeping Up with the Kalashnikovs

  • The Oh My God Delusion

  • Rhino What You Did Last Summer



  • The Shelbourne Ultimatum

  • Should Have Got Off at Sydney Parade

  • South Dublin - How to Get by on, Like, 10,000 Euro a Day

  • We Need To Talk About Ross

  • RO'CK of Ages

  • Once Upon a Time in. . . Donnybrook

  • Camino Royale

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly has published 26 books.

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly does not have a new book coming out soon. The latest book, Camino Royale, was published in August 2023.

The first book by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly, The Orange Mocha-Chip Frappuccino Years, was published in March 2003.

No. Ross O'Carroll-Kelly does not write books in series.
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