Frank was a monster who wanted to dance. So he put on his hat, and his shoes made in France... and opened a jar and put ants in his pants! So begins this monstrously funny, deliciously disgusting, horrifyingly hilarious story of a monster who follows...
A nonsensical collection of four riotous tales is narrated by Uncle Blubbafink, who tells readers about his friend Abraham Sandwich, his encounter with a dragon whose head turned into a station wagon, and more!...
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" is the theme of this hilarious self-help satire that doubles as a fun-to-sing operetta.
Based on an obscure operetta by the composer Funguso Smellagrossi, this is a story of three nasty gnarlies who love ...
On a teeny little farm, in an itty-bitty coop, a very small hen laid a big, giant egg. And out of this egg came one big, humongous . . . something. "It's big!" clucked the little rooster. "It's enormous!" clucked the small chicken. "It's an--elephant...
When thirteen-year-old Josephine moves to Awkward Falls she can t help but snoop around the dilapidated mansion next door. Inevitably, she is captured by the house s strange inhabitants: an ancient automaton who serves as a butler, a cat patched toge...
When he entered a dusty costume store, one that he hadn't seen before He got what he'd bargained for . . . and more. Enter the Monsterator if you dare. Put a coin in the slot . . . but beware! Join Master Edgar Dreadbury as he discovers the M...
"Think of us as bananas. Obviously, I am Top Banana. The Big Banana. Numero Uno Banana. You are Second Banana," says the Amazing Bubbles, the star of the circus. And what does Oop, the Second Banana, do? A Second Banana helps fill the pool so Top ...