I just give up, Holden. You’ve broken fairy tale after fairy tale, and you show no sign of stopping. At least Maddie secretly wants you to break Aladdin so she can enter the fairy tale world to fix it. She is so ready to be a glamourous princess. W...
AGAIN, Holden?! First you broke Cinderella, now Beauty and the Beast? Your stepsister is ready to strangle you. Pointing out that the Beast kidnapped Beauty and only fell for her looks has somehow put the real Beast in jail! Now there’ll never be a...
Holden, what have you done?! It wasn’t enough to ruin Maddie’s report on Cinderella, but now you’ve somehow broken the ACTUAL fairy tale? The ugly stepsister is marrying the prince and there’s no happy ever after! You need to fix this and the...
Holden, you have sunk to a new low. Making fun of Maddie’s beloved Snow White has changed the story and led to the Wicked Queen triumphing. If you and Maddie don’t stop arguing, the prince will never marry Snow White and, more importantly, you’...
The buttheads have landed―and they're trying to wipe us out! My best friend Lloyd and I had the perfect plan. We started a blog to invite aliens to come to Earth and hang out―but only with us. That way, they wouldn't have to meet any bori...