As a prisoner in one of the most brutal facilities imaginable, Shane Bridge thought that he'd seen it all. Surrounded by murderers, rapists,gangsters and paedophiles, Shane had managed to survive his three years in one piece. With parole just around ...
The world ended on October the seventh, 2011. Not with a bang, as some theorists predicted, but with a whimper. There was no fruition of a Mayan prophecy, no alien attack, no terrorist uprising, and no supervolcano eruption. It was a simple virus tha...
A packed theatre, a rock concert, a surgery room, half a city suddenly fall unconscious with no explanation. When the afflcited regain consciousness, they are suddenly aware of things that had always been hidden, visions that most of them would rathe...
Life didn't start to get complicated for Peter Crombie until he died. After a freak accident involving a golf-ball and Peter's face, it should have been all over, but Death hadn't counted on Peter's father - a mad professor. Now there's a bloodthirst...
Amsterdam. The sex and drugs capital of the world. Where weed is legal and smoked alongside coffee in one of the city’s many koffiehuises. It’s Mike’s stag-do; one final weekend of debauchery before marrying â€" and along with four of his frien...
Warning: This book contains - A sadistic mortician, demonic teddies, murderous sparrows, sentient robots, scenes of the apocalypse, feeders, lycanthropes, serial-killers, war, jealous housewives, cannibalism, creepy-ass neighbours, suicide, flesh-eat...
Santa Claus is coming to town...at least, that was the plan, but now his elves have started going missing, kidnapped by some insidious figure in a black cloak, and despite the magic swirling about the place, the toys aren't going to put themselves to...
The town of Bellbrook is digging a new landfill, and they've conceived a brilliant plan for containing the toxins within: lining the hole with old LPs no one listens to anymore. What they don’t know, what they couldn't have known, is that their exc...
Sunnyville Residential Home, the final resting place of Sunnyville's geriatric population. Where mint bonbons and Fixodent abound, and where Maisie Bruce's semi-antique grandmother yearns for more visitors - just one would be nice. Then, when life co...
London 1902. Renowned art thief and cat-burglar, Abigale Egars, is good at her job. Assisted by contraptions created by her tinkerer and mentor, Octavius Knight, she is a ghost, evading the Met. at every turn. Unceremoniously abducted from her bed in...
It’s a normal day in The Fox with Two Dicks. Marla the Stereotypical Barmaid is serving; Trevor McDougal has fallen asleep in his bitter; Sid the Extra isn’t up to much, since he’s not really meant to be in this scene; in the corner sit two lik...
Larry 'Pigface' Travers is back in the sequel at least three people asked for. After being dismembered and torched at the end of the first book, Larry returns (don't they always?), and sets out to butcher Amanda Bateman, the final girl responsible fo...
Jack Bridge is having a very bad day. Description: Life as a private investigator is tough, but it’s even worse when you’re a semi-immortal wizard private investigator whose tolerance for humans grows thinner by the day. Just when he thinks thing...
YOU DON'T PLAY IT... IT PLAYS YOU. Hemsby is thriving; a seaside town on the up. The holidaymakers are flooding in, and so is the money. For the majority of those who live there, the resort is idyllic. But not for Jamie Garrett. Fifteen year...
Ted Barker has been running Barker's Taxidermy Emporium (We stuff things so you can stare at their dead eyes forever!) for decades. Business is booming, thanks to the busy London roads and the stupidity of cats, but when Don Paparella, a local gangst...
A year after the death of their son, Dan and Kelly are visiting Aokigahara, the infamous Japanese forest. Dan knows of its past as the place where souls come to die, to commit suicide either through hopelessness, debt, or love. Kelly does not, but al...
Warning: This audiobook contains a sadistic mortician, demonic teddies, murderous sparrows, sentient robots, scenes of the apocalypse, feeders, lycanthropes, serial-killers, war, jealous housewives, cannibalism, creepy-ass neighbours, suicide, flesh-...