Join me, Adam Wallace, as I journey into the apocalypse, where I discover just how AWESOME and INSPIRATIONAL zombies really are.
Seriously!
They are!
They're like a self-help guru who wants to suck out your eyeballs ... okay, so yeah, they have bad points too. But overall?
INSPIRATIONAL! See, zombies don't just chew on brains and guts, to get there they have to set a goal, focus on that goal, try really hard, take action and all these other cool things we can learn from, all while they are stinky and smelly and gross and disgusting. It's the perfect mix!