Yucky Mucky Manners — Sam Lloyd

Roald Dahl Funny Prize-winner Sam Lloyd introduces readers to the riotous Yucky Mucky Manners

I can't wait to meet the animals,

To smile and say hello.

Why don't you come and meet them, too?

Follow me, let's go!

Welcome to the jungle. I'm sure it's filled with animals with perfect manners. They wouldn't ever burp and they would NEVER speak with their mouths full . . . would they? Hmm . . . perhaps children have better manners than these beasties, after all.