Witch Way to the Mall — Esther Friesner

MOVE OVER, URBAN FANTASY -- HERE COMES SUBURBAN FANTASY
What self-respecting witch, vampire, or werewolf would be caught dead -- or undead -- anywhere but the Big City, you may ask? Look, let's give the uncanny crew a little credit for intelligence: Why wouldn't they have the smarts to move out of said cities if it looked like they could get a better quality-of-life/death elsewhere?

So let's welcome our first group of supernatural suburbanites, the witches. Their powers are awesome, their methods of coping with the idiosyncrasies of Suburbia are ingenious, and they always bring the loveliest gingerbread to the PTA bake sale. But whatever you do, don't try telling them that life in a non-city setting is bland, banal and boring, or you might get turned into . . . ribbit!

Stories of suburban sorcery by Harry Turtledove, Sarah A. Hoyt, Jan and S.M. Stirling, K. D. Wentworth, and more -- including Esther Friesner herself.