Whatsoever He Might Kind of Want or Desire — Jody Wallace

Gorgeous former party girl law student Krissy LaLove has a heck of a lot riding on her slender shoulders -- the care and feeding of several orphaned brothers and sisters. That's why the vague but high-salaried job description in Creep's List entices her to apply to be the eighteenth floor personal assistant of none other than ruthless billionaire CEO of CEO Industries, Assad Masterson.

However, Krissy quickly, ah, comes to discover the high-paying position she's so desperate to land might mean swallowing her pride...and some other things...as Masterson introduces her to a world of dark lighting, sexual domination and binding contracts. A world where a six figure salary and company health insurance mean nothing next to satisfying one's burning desires.

WARNING: This 6,600-word story contains a LOT of profanity, mockery, in-jokes between the authors' split personalities, Wikipedia references, and inconsistent use of the Oxford comma. Totally on purpose.

WARNING 2: This book was originally issued under “Gladys Nutsack”. I won a bet, okay? It has not been substantially revised with this 2nd edition.