Unknown Me — Ela

Teen outer space love story…… I am 6,427 days old making me, like, seventeen years old, ya'll. I am Starra, a crop farmer living on Planet Earth. Yay! Well, a team of smart scientists, not me, has discovered that our home world Earth will implode in five calendar years or 1,825 days or maybe less. So, the nosy United Earth government officials are sending a team of semi-trained astronauts, who possess a set of special powers like a witch, but not really. The United Earth Government entity is sending a team of Tele people, who possess telepathy or mind reading and telekinesis or object floating into a new galaxy, including me. Bummer! Thus, I take off to fly the first ever freakingly earthling intergalactic outer space journey coming off from trashy Planet Earth, sailing through the beautiful Milky Way Galaxy, and then enter through a stupid red and blue pretty wormhole. Then, I exhale with a puff of frustration, crossing both of my arms over a clean black colored ugly one-piece jumpsuit, shaking my bangs in my eyelashes, and stomp a fashion boot, looking up at a blinding purple sunshine inside the green tinted skyline. I am not ready to leave my home world, ya'll!