Name: Unauthorized Puffed Movie Adaptation
Author: John Layman
ISBN: 9781932382945

Aaron Owens has the lousiest job in the world and is about to have the worst night of his life. By day, Aaron is stuffed into a sweltering, ridiculous-looking amusement-park dragon costume. And on this particularly bad night, he's beat up by the psychotic park janitor and dumped -- in costume -- into the 'hood. Now Aaron is trapped among junkies, hoods, ruthless killers, and a wild assortment of oddballs and losers... none of whom are willing to touch Aaron's zipper and free him from his costume.