Toujours Cricklewood? — Alan Coren

Toujours Cricklewood carries on about the night the Kaiser bombed Caruso and the day Queen Victoria's head fell off, it carries on about Pompeii's daftest brothels and Princess Anne's public lavatories, it carries on, in fact about everything from T.S. Elliots's Cricklewood weekends and Ernest Hemmingway's. In short, it might well have been called carry on up Cricklewood, if it weren't so serious.