This Book Sucks — Piper CJ

Welcome to The Page Turner A Seattle speakeasy that caters to secret, underground fantasies: drinks, sex, and fang-tastic carnage. 400-year-old Narya Volkova is exhausted by terrible vampire pop culture, struggling to get over her ex, and annoyed by every man on the face of the planet. When she hires Kit Fournier as her beautiful new bartender, she finds herself falling for the lady of the night-regaling the human with the truths about vampires lore. But Kit proves difficult to protect, and Narya tests the limits of her power to keep her safe...even if she must leave a bloody mess in her wake.