The WAG's Diary — Alison Kervin

Tracie Martin is Luton Town's longest-serving WAG. For 12 years, team captain husband Dean has kept her in acrylic nails, UGG boots and Juicy Couture.

But with the start of the football season looming, there's a new breed of WAGS at LTFC who aren't quite playing by the rules. Standards are slipping and Wagdom is in crisis! To add insult to injury, Tracie's daughter Paskia-Rose is more interested in the offside rule than shopping.

What is a WAG to do?

Tracie decides to end this improper conduct by writing the ultimate guide to life for wannabe WAGS. Overnight, she finds herself propelled into the limelight, achieving the A-list status she has craved for so long. From Old Trafford to Baden-Baden, she's the talk of the town. But will fame and fortune bring Tracie more than she bargains for?

A laugh-a-minute, tongue-in-cheek homage to the British phenomenon that is the WAG, fans of Katie Price and Glamour won't want to put this down.