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The Third Pig & Sleeps With the Fishes — Kater Cheek
Two humorous fantasy stories:
Johannes Schwein never trusted that wolf from the day he sauntered into town, but his brothers insisted that Conn would never hurt anyone.
First one brother, then the other, has his house blown in. Conn swears he's innocent, and hints at a dark secret from his past. Johannes knows he must uncover the truth behind his littermates' disappearance before he himself gets turned into bacon.
What do you do when the chick you're shagging suddenly turns into a mermaid? Get her to water! With the help of a beer bong, a flatbed truck, two plastic garbage cans, a useless RA, a bike pump, and a Taiwanese flag corp team, the dorm residents struggle to get Ashlee the mermaid to the ocean before she suffocates.
Also includes a sample chapter from MULBERRY WANDS, sequel to ALTERNATE SUSAN.
Johannes Schwein never trusted that wolf from the day he sauntered into town, but his brothers insisted that Conn would never hurt anyone.
First one brother, then the other, has his house blown in. Conn swears he's innocent, and hints at a dark secret from his past. Johannes knows he must uncover the truth behind his littermates' disappearance before he himself gets turned into bacon.
What do you do when the chick you're shagging suddenly turns into a mermaid? Get her to water! With the help of a beer bong, a flatbed truck, two plastic garbage cans, a useless RA, a bike pump, and a Taiwanese flag corp team, the dorm residents struggle to get Ashlee the mermaid to the ocean before she suffocates.
Also includes a sample chapter from MULBERRY WANDS, sequel to ALTERNATE SUSAN.
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