The Strange Loves of Dr. Strangelove — John Salonia

Remember DR. STRANGE, the groovy Master of Mystic Arts? With his lover, the slave-princess Clea; his mentor the Ancient One; his loyal servant Wong; his arch-enemies Baron Mordo, Nightmare, and the Dread Dormammu, the Sorcerer Supreme flourished in Marvel Comics in the sixties and seventies, and made a comeback in the nineties. Well, these characters ain't them, folks. THE STRANGELOVE CHRONICLES are a rude, lewd, crude, scabrous, offensive, adolescent, and thoroughly lowbrow lampoon (note the second syllable) of the comic book series. Cleavage narrates her own story when demonic hookers prowl the city. Baron Morbid falls in love â€" and yes, it's just as creepy as you'd think, since his inamorata is a zombie. A haunted vagina tests Doc's â€" er â€" fortitude. (Dare I call it Charles Fortitude?) In a story guaranteed to offend feminists (as well as anybody with even an ounce of good taste), Doc finds himself pitted against a coven on PMS witches determined to give him hell. AND MORE! CONTAINS COARSE SEXUAL HUMOR. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN