The Rube's Honeymoon — Zane Grey

If the Rube marries Nan -- what are we goin' to do? We can't leave him behind. If he takes Nan with us -- why it'll be a honeymoon! An' half the gang is stuck on Nan Brown! An' Nan Brown would flirt in her bridal veil! ... Why Con, we're up against a worse proposition than ever.