The Roommates — Allyson Lindt

Daria


My ex taking our daughters to Disneyland is his latest way to prove Dad Rules and Mom Sucks.


While they're riding roller coasters, I'm taking a trip of my own -- a long deserved island getaway for one. And I'm letting my eldest's swim coaches stay at my place while we're all gone, and their apartment is fumigated.


Except a last minute work emergency means I'm stuck at home, rather than lying on a beach enjoying the view.


First time I see Colin wandering around the house shirtless, I realize the view has come to me.


First time Tanner offers me an entirely different type of vacation -- the no-clothes-horizontal-grind kind -- I almost cave.



But I can't hook up with a man almost a decade younger than me, and definitely not two of them. Can I?