The Perfect Body — Frankie Bow

When Professor Molly brings her husband to Mahina State University's exclusive donor dinner, she doesn't expect to share a table with the insufferable Stephen Park. Turns out it's one thing to invite your toxic ex-boyfriend to drop dead...it's quite another when he takes you up on it.

The Perfect Body has

* no swearing

* no explicit sex

* no graphic violence

However, it does contain

* realistic accounts of the new-mom experience, including diapers and breastfeeding

* conversation about a transgender character

* lurid descriptions of the inner workings of a public university