The Goofy, Goony Guy — Stan Berenstain; Jan Berenstain

There’s a new cub in Sister’s class. He’s a goofy, goony-looking guy. His ears stick out. His teeth stick out. His fur sticks out. Everything sticks out. He’s the goofiest, gooniest-looking guy you ever saw. Even his name is goofy and goony: Herbert Harold Armfoot the Third. And guess what? He likes Sister . . . a lot. When the other cubs start teasing Sister about her new boyfriend, she gets mad. How mad? If Herbert Harold Armfoot the Third doesn’t watch out, he’s going to be Herbert Harold Armfoot the Last!