The Faulty Process of Electing a Senior Class President — Chris Dietzel

Two candidates no one wants to vote for. An election the students want to forget about. A story everyone can identify with. United Exceptionalism is known far and wide as being the greatest prep school. In recent years, however, it has begun to suffer, and its problems fall on the shoulders of the senior class president. The school desperately needs someone who will offer solutions. Instead, the students find themselves having to choose between two kids who are widely disliked and constantly surrounded in scandal. It will be a year that no one at United Exceptionalism will ever forget. Combining black humor with political allegory, The Faulty Process of Electing a Senior Class President is a call to demand more from our media and our electoral process. It is also a reminder that no matter how old you are you should expect better from your leaders.