The Dog in the Mirror — Rodney Jones

PY (Paramahansa Yogananda) mistakenly reincarnates as Dirk Stump, a billionaire reality TV star whose half-baked plan to increase his sex-appeal by running for President ends in the annihilation of humanity. Dirk's soul, PY, must undo the damage, but this means reliving the most grueling lifetime of his 500-million-year existence. If he fails, he'll have to answer to the nine billion souls who will no longer have ‘bio-forms' to incarnate to. Dirk, however, wants nothing to do with his soul as it represents the antithesis of all he identifies with. Can PY weaken Dirk's ego with another life-affirming cliché and inspire him to forgive his chief rival, Milly Hogwood, in time to prevent the world's demise?