The Comic Book Commando — John Pirillo

Johnnie rescues a young girl from a burning building and becomes a hero. Not just a teen hero, but one gifted with the ability to draw upon the powers of any comic book character ever drawn, or written.

Confused by this sudden ability he meets a young woman, Cartoon, who turns out to be the Princess of a universe where everyone and everything is a cartoon. She helps him deal with his powers and he begins to fall in love with her.

He faces villain after villain, monster after monster, but that fades by comparison to the emotional turmoil caused by two other women in his life, who both love him.

How in the world is he going to cope with monsters and villains and romantic love at the same time?