The Bonk Squad — Kris Pearson

A romantic comedy. Kiwi romance-writers plot hot juicy novels - and their real lives sizzle right along with their story-lines. They're seeking publication and love with equal intensity. Some get luckier than they dreamed. Some...don't.
The Bonk Squad is a quirky romp with three 'real-life' romances spanning the length of the book. There are also many shorter imaginary ones - all paying affectionate homage to the many faces of romance-writing.
You'll meet hopeful Meg - librarian by day, writer by night - and her seventeen year old son Ben, who provides the inspiration for nubile Tigger's self-published sexcapades. There's shy garden center owner Ian, glamorous and bitchy divorcee Liz, handsome Al who wants a playmate, elderly Vi who certainly doesn't, and Nurse Mandy who has the medical jargon but very little more. Actress Eloise tries to write historical novels like her published friend Romy, and vegetarian virgin Bobbie has heard there's money in er*tica... Step inside the characters' fertile minds and you'll spot the authors who are never going to sell. Come on - laugh yourself silly!