This was Jack Bean's first kidnapping and he wasn't quite sure of the protocol. “Excuse me, Bella? Would you mind cracking a window, please? It's a bit stuffy back here.”
Jack was lying prone on the back seat of a long car, his hands and feet bound. He wasn't sure why the two crazy women who had abducted him from his home in the middle of the night hadn't taped his mouth shut too, but he was grateful for that. He was still wearing his pajamas and slippers, and he felt that if he had been stripped of one last dignity, it would have broken him. As it was, he would have to quit his job as psychologist of the damned (a title he had only thought of as he was being hog-tied by a skinny brunette with sharp boots, screaming, “You had to make it difficult, didn't you!”) and move to another country. Maybe an island. Where the only women were kindly nurturers who wore shapeless dresses, carried a baby on each hip and always had soup on the stove.
In the front seat, Aura sighed. “Look, Doc, we tried to reason with you. We tried to explain things, but this is one of those, ‘you have to see it to believe it' kind of scenarios.”
A cool breeze blew through the car and Jack smelled the kind of artificial vanilla scent that came from those cardboard trees people hung on their rearview mirrors.
Jack said, “No matter what the problem, kidnapping is never the answer, Aura. You've been doing so well in your group sessions. You've made so much progress. How could you throw it all away? You realize, of course, that I'll have to report this. Both of you are going to be right back in front of the judge tomorrow.”
Jack wondered how he could have failed so miserably. Where had he gone wrong? He knew the group from Granny's Home for Girls were challenging. Hell, they were criminals, not members of polite society. But this? This he never saw coming. And to top it all off he really had to relieve himself. He'd been about to do just that when Aura had broken into his house. He didn't know how she had picked the lock, slid the chain off the door, cracked the security code, and hacked the two deadbolts, but she'd done it with stealth and efficiency. He hadn't even heard her and Bella slip through the door.