The Autobiography of a Flea — Anonymous

Prepare for a very unique point of view"

Narrated by a flea who lives on the inside thigh of our main protagonist Bella, The Autobiography of a Flea recounts the sexual coming of age of a young maiden, trained by a number unsavoury and lascivious characters.

First caught in the act of coitus by Father Ambrose, Bella is given a choice; submit herself to his unique form of physical education or have her uncle and guardian find out about her lustful dalliances. So succumbing to her own desires, she soon finds herself learning from, not only Father Ambrose, but the rest of his peers when they catch him and Bella in the act.

What follows is a Victorian Er*tica par excellence, with all manner of libidinous deed told in sumptuously graphic and humorous detail by said flea.