The Absolutely Awful Alphabet — Mordicai Gerstein

The alphabet never looked like this before--these letters have drippy noses, scratchy hair, and green teeth. They chase each other and pinch each other, and stick out their tongues. Zany art gives each letter a spectacular new personality, and the humorous, alliterative text is sure to stretch young readers' vocabularies. Readers young and old will never forget these twenty-six letters . . . and will never look at the alphabet the same way again.