Tales of the Slug — Darragh Metzger

Kahaar looked up from his screen: "The probes are overheating, Captain." "If's fa flugs!" Von Saint looked down at Bren. "What was that, Number Two?" Ignoring her surely imminent stroke, Bren casually turned her face away from the Captain's C-cups. "It's the slugs, Captain. They've jammed the probes." (Excerpt from 'The Starship Expendable' by E.J. Angel.) Bawdy, hilarious, young adult, very adult, illustrated, epic, poetic... we could go on and on! Thirteen talented, versatile authors have created fiction, science fiction and fantasy stories with a slug in a pivotal role. Honoring the mascot creature of both Fandom Press and RustyCon, and offering a tip-of-the-hat to their beautiful (but wet!) Pacific Northwest origins, Tales of the Slug will make readers laugh, and their hearts pound. Rarely has a collection of stories been so entertaining on so many different levels. Change the way you see slugs... forever.