Tales of a Sixth-Grade Muppet — Kirk Scroggs

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ONE MORNING...

On a scale of one to ten, sixth grader Danvers Blickensderfer's life is a solid minus two. His parents saddled him with a name like DANVERS and then they forced him to share a bunk bed with his little sister, Chloe (aka EVIL INCARNATE)!

But Danvers really hits rock bottom when he auditions for the local talent show: His death-defying hula-hooping-ninja tribute to THE GREAT GONZO is beat out by the world's most obnoxious middle school boy band, EMO SHUN.

With his daredevil dreams dashed, Danvers goes to bed wishing he could be just like his idol Gonzo. The next morning, Danvers wakes up feeling a little fuzzy ...literally!

AAAAH! HE'S TURNED INTO A MUPPET!

Fortunately, there's an internship open at the Muppet Theater! All aboard The Electric Mayhem bus as this misfit makes good and joins the zaniest crew ever: the Muppets!

THIS BOOK ACTUALLY BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE.
HOW'S THAT?
I DROPPED IT ON MY TOE!
HA! HA! HA!