Tales from Wrescal Lane — Mick Foley

Come one, come all, to Wrescal Lane.

It's the bestest place to see

your favorite WWE Superstars

as kids like you and me!

First there's young Mick Foley,

with missing teeth and dirty shirt.

One look at him will tell you

he's not afraid of getting hurt!

Kurt Angle thinks he's brave and strong;

he's really quite the boaster --

till he visits Mr. McMahon's new theme park

and sees the roller coaster!

Triple H calls himself The Game;

he's good at any task.

Kane's a real big, scary kid.

Why does he wear that mask?

Check out Lita and Matt Hardy,

always leapin' before lookin'.

And The Rock keeps shouting for everyone

to smell what he is cookin'!

Say hi to Stacy Keibler;

she's cute and easy to like.

But what's up with Al Snow

and that doll's head on his bike?

Look, there's Stephanie McMahon,

selling some of Dad's old things.

Uh-oh, those mean ol' Dudley Boys

gave Shane a bruise that stings!

These kids still have a lot to learn

about playing nice and sharing.

Perhaps we can learn with them

to become a bit more caring!

Now get ready for lots of fun,

come shine or come rain,

as you read over and over

these Tales from Wrescal Lane!