Superlosers — Scott McCormick

Not all powers are super.Sixth-grader Ewan McFleagle does not want to be a superhero. He just wants to go out with the new girl and dig into a heaping slice of pecan pie. (Though not necessarily in that order.)But everything changed when he and his friends touched a magical rock that gave them . . . abilities. Not cool super powers, mind you. No, they got the grossest and most useless powers ever: bad breath, instant-spaghetti-boiling, and power vomiting? Not exactly the Avengers.And, yeah, sure, Ewan can instantly heal, and that's pretty cool and all, but in order to use that power you have to be injured first? No thank you.However, someone else also touched that rock, and their power is definitely super. Super scary.Worse still, this villain has vowed to steal the entire supply of everybody's favorite tasty treat: Blizzard Balls.That is a line too far, even for Ewan.Can the boys save the Blizzard Balls? Find out in SUPERLOSERS, the hilarious new comedy for ages 10 and up.Scott McCormick is the author of the Mr. Pants series of graphic novels, the hilarious fantasy novel The Dragon Squisher, and more.