Sporked in Time — Jaid Black

Vapid West Hollywood socialite Busty Russell and her equally self-absorbed gay best friend Tope McWhite own the most exclusive -- and inept -- private detective agency in Tinseltown. When a wealthy, dying benefactor hires Busty & Tope to discover the origin of the spork for him, the clueless duo set out on an adventure that lands them in the Scottish Highlands in the year 1391. Get ready Clan Bannock -- ye canna ken the havoc that one incredibly gay man and a straight woman raised by two dads are capable of.