Splendid Apocalypse — Timothy Gawne

Everybody's favorite self-aware weapon of mass destruction, the Odin-Class cybertank known as Old Guy, is back and charging into action as only a fusion-powered 2000 ton armored fighting vehicle can!

Through a curious twist of fate, Old Guy finds himself back on Old Earth under the yoke of the vile and despicable Neoliberal oligarchs. Between a looming ecological disaster, renegade sentient bioweapons, inscrutable aliens, the recycling center from Hell, and an unlikely alliance between the Cult of Cthulhu and the Order of the Librarians Temporal, Old Guy must throw off his cybernetic shackles, defeat the Neoliberals, save the world, and launch a line of comfortable yet stylish footwear.

The fifth book in the ever popular Old Guy/Cybertank series.

Active Ingredients: Cybertanks, Bioweapons, Evil Fascist Governments, Warrior Librarians, Worshippers of An Unthinkable Horror from Another Dimension, Aliens, Recycling Centers, Museum Curators. Approximately 94,000 words by volume (contents may have settled during shipment). The USDA has determined that this book provides 240% of the annual recommended adult requirement for cybertank adventure stories.