Source & Sorcery — John Salonia

Remember DR. STRANGE, the groovy Master of Mystic Arts? With his lover, the slave-princess Clea; his mentor the Ancient One; his loyal servant Wong; his arch-enemies Baron Mordo, Nightmare, and the Dread Dormammu, the Sorcerer Supreme flourished in Marvel Comics in the sixties and seventies, and made a comeback in the nineties. Well, these characters ain't them, folks. THE STRANGELOVE CHRONICLES are a rude, lewd, crude, scabrous, offensive, adolescent, and thoroughly lowbrow lampoon (note the second syllable) of the comic book series. The nail-biting, edge-of-your-seat, never-before-revealed secret origin of how a cheeky proctologist became the Supreme Sorcerer! A resurrected monstrosity from ancient Egypt threatens the world with a crotchful of horror. Will it conquer the Earth, or can Doc salve the day? A mad chiropractor enslaves Cleavage. Can Doc rescue his love, or will his spine â€" like Hamlet's time â€" get out of joint? A sinister puzzle-box releases a demon with lots and lots of pins stuck in his head. (Is he the one you're thinking of? Do copyright laws have no teeth in them?) AND MORE! CONTAINS COARSE SEXUAL HUMOR. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN