Soap, Sponge & Monkey — Benjamin Robert Webb

It's that time of the year again in Christmas Town, almost Christmas Day and of all of the theatrical Christmas Town Super Criminals to try for the much coveted title of PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE, of late, one man has been completely overlooked. Ebeneezer Sponge, infamous recluse and head of The Sponge Dynasty itself. World renown makers of A.I soaps & sponges, that do the cleaning so you don't have to. After all, who hasn't heard of SPONGE, SPONGE, & SPONGE, SPONGES & SOAPS of NYC? One wonders what kind of havoc he might unleash upon our poor unsuspecting Christmas Town, should he for whatever reason, ahem, find himself at odds with the city. But then again, there's always THE ARMY OF THE CLOCKWORK CHRISTMAS MONKEY, so either way, Christmas this year ought to be somewhat fun.