Single Female (Reluctantly) Seeks... — Dixie Browning

For her thirty-seventh birthday, JeanAnn's friends place a personal ad for her....

THE THREE BLIND DATES:
Bachelor #1: Nice enough -- except for that little problem.
Bachelor #2: Talked nonstop about his ex-wife.
Bachelor #3: Gorgeous and a gentleman -- until the big incident.

MR. RIGHT?
After all the perfume (which he doesn't respond to), all the small talk (which he doesn't make) and all the dry goodbye kisses (he's too passionate for that), JeanAnn finally falls in love. Hint: He's the only one who's not the least bit interested....