Sheriff Sanders And The Attack Of The Corn-Stalking Crows Shane — Alan Bradley

Howdy folks, Sheriff Sanders here to inform you of my most recent deadliest, terrifying, breath-taking, extraordinary adventure. When a giant murder of corn-hungry crows attacked my farm, I did what any brave rooster would've done. I...well...guess I can't talk about that yet. There would be no point in telling this story. You'll just have to hold your rabbits and enjoy this one-of-a-kind, fantastic, jaw-dropping, heart-thumping adventure.