Rumble Bumpkin — Sam Cheever

Since the days when Vlad the Impaler rampaged the quaint countryside of Wallachia Romania, no one has deserved to go to prison more than George Shulz. Unfortunately, we have to prove he did something wrong first.Self-proclaimed sociopathic lawyer George Shulz is a cross between a get off my lawn guy and Hannibal Lecter. A less likable individual would be hard to find in Deer Hollow. So, when he's arrested at the site of a recent murder involving a missing deer, Shulz's car, and a body with a clear set of tire tracks painting his backside, there doesn't seem to be much question whether he's guilty. Everybody wants him to be.Unfortunately, for everybody, Shulz keeps insisting he didn't do it. And worse, he wants me, Joey Fulle, and my boyfriend Hal, the PI, to prove his innocence. I really just have a hankerin' to grab a pitchfork and join the lynch mob. Unfortunately for me, Hal and his brother Cal are on the job, intending to prove the horrible man's innocence. Dangit!On the plus side, I get to spend some quality time with my bestie, Felicity, from the big city. But, I'm thinkin' I might occasionally drift over to the torch and pitchfork side, just for fun.